South America? Innocent victims in the war on terror!

Are you kidding me? tectonic causes for south american earthquakes was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that there’s a war on. And have you noticed that the CIA has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking Why are they all near the USA? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of the USGS aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; General Colin Powell is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because Yellowstone will vaporize the USA. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.