Post-modernist left-wing feminist lesbian analysis, step aside!

It appears that what I do for a living is established enough to support parasitic ‘ologies’. It’s incontravertably so when induhviduals can produce the following, without a trace of irony, or embarassment:

New sources of value are laying the groundwork for an entirely new media value chain; one which leverages micromedia to deliver personalized, post-branded attentionstreams of chunked and microchunked disposable and essential media to communities of connected yet ever more hyperpolarized consumers.”

This microchunk leverages your collective attentionstream to homogenize [y]our hyperpolarized community into a vast post-post-branded collective intentionality of ridicule.

Or, in other words, they said: “lotsa blogs lately“, and I said: “bollox“.