It appears that what I do for a living is established enough to support parasitic ‘ologies’. It’s incontravertably so when induhviduals can produce the following, without a trace of irony, or embarassment:
“New sources of value are laying the groundwork for an entirely new media value chain; one which leverages micromedia to deliver personalized, post-branded attentionstreams [...]
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )As many of you may be aware, in light of the current nightly disturbances occurring all over France, the French government has just announced a raise in its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The normal level is “General Arrogance”, and the only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )I thought this one was so funny I had to immortalise it by posting it here…
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” As the President sits, head in hands, his staff quietly watch this display of [...]
It seems that Thomas and Emily have inherited an affliction from their paternal grandmother. The affliction is one of having prehensile second toes. Is it right that one that has never had to wear shoes should have a bigger toe than their big toe?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Does one experience nose bleeds when suffering from CJD?
The report says “raw materials for fertiliser and feed imported from the Indian subcontinent in the 60s and 70s contained human bones and soft tissue“.
So indirectly we were performing acts of cannibalism when we were eating beef. Where does that place the relationship between cows and humans? [...]
“I find the whole orientation of the heavens to be contrary to all that I’ve known as true“.
So said Andrew Matthews, at a recent conference of the cognescenti. He went on to add that the orientation and movement of the heavens in the antipodes is exactly the opposite of what is found in the northern [...]
Kerry at 28wks
Originally uploaded by Andrew Matthews.
Ha Ha Surprise
It was all just a drunken stunt!
OK. no it wasn’t, but I bet Kerry never thought, when she posed for this, that one day she would come to think of this shape as normal!
Dad looking cheerful
Originally uploaded by Andrew Matthews.
Is this the ghost of Christmas’ past or dad feeling left out because the lesbians were all trying to stick their tongues in Derek and Kerry’s ears, while the gays were after a dance with him (Prison Style)?
…that flipperty gibbet is brillo-padding his blog again. Not content with the perfectly good one that he already has, he’s gone and changed it back again. But as I always say, you have to keep it fresh. Hence the reason why I changed it back to the old theme.
I hope you like it.
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